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− | All Fortune Cookie texts from [[Shadow Warrior Classic]], [[Wanton Destruction]], [[Twin Dragon]] |
+ | All Fortune Cookie texts from [[Shadow Warrior Classic]], [[Wanton Destruction]], [[Twin Dragon]], [[Shadow Warrior (2013)]] and [[Shadow Warrior 2]]. |
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* It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis. |
* It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis. |
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* Cookie monster wasn't here. |
* Cookie monster wasn't here. |
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+ | * Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin |
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+ | * You're never too old to learn something stupid. |
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+ | * With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. |
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+ | * I love the smell of cookies in the morning. Smells like... Cookies. |
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+ | * The forecast calls for... Death? Yup. I'm just seeing a whole lot of death. Bummer for you, I guess. |
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+ | * 'Fućk Confucius'. - Bill Hicks. * |
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+ | * He who takes advice from a cookie is sure to crumble. |
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+ | * Confucius say it is easy to hate and difficult to love. Frankie say relax. |
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+ | * You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice. |
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+ | * Thank you Lo Wang! But your fortune is in another cookie! |
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+ | * All men eat, but Fu Man Chu. |
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+ | * Help! I am being held prisoner in a video game factory. |
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+ | * The good news: you're not paranoid. The bad news: everyone is actually trying to kill you. |
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+ | * You are not illiterate. |
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+ | * Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you. |
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+ | * Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a great hand. |
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+ | * The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a mater of taste. |
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+ | * Your mom says hi. |
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+ | * Add 'in bed' to this fortune to make it super sexy. In bed! |
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+ | * Lucky numbers: 23, 34, 42, 69, 666. |
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+ | * Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. |
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+ | * There is no cookie. |
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+ | * You're the best. Around. Nothing's ever going to keep you down. |
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+ | * It's time to kick áss and chew bubble gum. And... Oh look! Here's my gum! * |
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+ | * 404: Fortune not found. |
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+ | * (C)2013 Flying Wild Fortune Cookie Company. |
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+ | * A Wang in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
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+ | * Ingredients: wheat, sugar, lysergic acid diethylamide, yellow #5. |
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+ | * These aren't the cookies you're looking for. |
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+ | * Some mistakes are too fun to make only once. |
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+ | * Courtesy is contagious. So is gonorrhea. |
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+ | * The Wang abides. |
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+ | * No one ever died of a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they look on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people. |
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+ | * Whoever coined the phrase 'quiet as a mouse' never stepped on one. |
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+ | * What's a seven-letter word for 'cryptic'? |
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+ | * You will find a fortune cookie. |
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+ | * Cookie Monster wasn't here. |
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+ | * That's what Ki said. |
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+ | * No Wang is an island. |
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+ | * This is my katana, this is my gun. One for killing, the other's for... OK, the other's also for killing. |
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+ | * Live Wang and prosper. |
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+ | * Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue. Today is more of a statue day. |
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+ | * Fortune favors those who shoot the bold right in their stupid bold faces. |
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+ | * All your cookie belong to us. |
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+ | * Live each day like it's your last. Or at least today, because... Oh I don't want to spoil it. |
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+ | * Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people look brilliant, until you hear them speak. |
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+ | * Chew, or chew not. There is no pie. |
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+ | * Cardboard belt is a waist of paper. |
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+ | * To maintain perfect accuracy, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. |
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+ | * The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets cheese. |
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+ | * Baseball has it wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. |
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+ | * You will stop procrastinating. Later. |
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+ | * To be is to do. - Socrates<br>To do is to be. - Sarte<br>Do be do be do. - Sinatra |
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+ | * Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. |
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+ | * Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - FZ |
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+ | * Man who drops soap in prison shower is super bummed. |
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+ | * There can be only Wang. |
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+ | * You will be attacked by demons. |
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+ | * Small cookies bring great joy. |
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+ | * That's all, folks! Don't toss your cookies! |
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+ | * Wangs out for Harambe. |
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[[Category:Quotes]] |
[[Category:Quotes]] |
Revision as of 20:49, 26 June 2020
All Fortune Cookie texts from Shadow Warrior Classic, Wanton Destruction, Twin Dragon, Shadow Warrior (2013) and Shadow Warrior 2.
Classic
- "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
- "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
- "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
- "You should kill all business associates."
- "You should not scratch yourself there."
- "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
- "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
- "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
- "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
- "You never going to score."
- "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
- "26-31-43-82-16-29"
- "Your chi attracts many chicks."
- "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
- "It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
- "There is much death in future."
- "(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
- "Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
- "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
- "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
- "No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people."
- "ERROR 404 - FORTUNE NOT FOUND"
Shadow Warrior (2013)
- Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - FZ
- No one ever died of a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they look on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people.
- A Wang in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- You will stop procrastinating. Later.
- Cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
- The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a matter of taste.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Other days you're the statue. Today is more of a statue day.
- You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
- That's what ki said.
- The good news: you're not paranoid. The bad news: everyone is actually trying to kill you.
- Ingredients: wheat, sugar, lysergic acid diethylamide, yellow #5.
- Small cookies bring great joy.
- It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis.
- Cookie monster wasn't here.
Shadow Warrior 2
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
- I love the smell of cookies in the morning. Smells like... Cookies.
- The forecast calls for... Death? Yup. I'm just seeing a whole lot of death. Bummer for you, I guess.
- 'Fućk Confucius'. - Bill Hicks. *
- He who takes advice from a cookie is sure to crumble.
- Confucius say it is easy to hate and difficult to love. Frankie say relax.
- You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Thank you Lo Wang! But your fortune is in another cookie!
- All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
- Help! I am being held prisoner in a video game factory.
- The good news: you're not paranoid. The bad news: everyone is actually trying to kill you.
- You are not illiterate.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a great hand.
- The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a mater of taste.
- Your mom says hi.
- Add 'in bed' to this fortune to make it super sexy. In bed!
- Lucky numbers: 23, 34, 42, 69, 666.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
- There is no cookie.
- You're the best. Around. Nothing's ever going to keep you down.
- It's time to kick áss and chew bubble gum. And... Oh look! Here's my gum! *
- It is better to have loved and lost than to have had loved and gotten syphilis.
- 404: Fortune not found.
- (C)2013 Flying Wild Fortune Cookie Company.
- A Wang in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- Ingredients: wheat, sugar, lysergic acid diethylamide, yellow #5.
- These aren't the cookies you're looking for.
- Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.
- Courtesy is contagious. So is gonorrhea.
- The Wang abides.
- No one ever died of a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they look on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people.
- Whoever coined the phrase 'quiet as a mouse' never stepped on one.
- What's a seven-letter word for 'cryptic'?
- You will find a fortune cookie.
- Cookie Monster wasn't here.
- That's what Ki said.
- No Wang is an island.
- This is my katana, this is my gun. One for killing, the other's for... OK, the other's also for killing.
- Live Wang and prosper.
- Some days you're the pigeon, other days you're the statue. Today is more of a statue day.
- Fortune favors those who shoot the bold right in their stupid bold faces.
- All your cookie belong to us.
- Live each day like it's your last. Or at least today, because... Oh I don't want to spoil it.
- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people look brilliant, until you hear them speak.
- Chew, or chew not. There is no pie.
- Cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
- To maintain perfect accuracy, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets cheese.
- Baseball has it wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
- You will stop procrastinating. Later.
- To be is to do. - Socrates
To do is to be. - Sarte
Do be do be do. - Sinatra - Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
- Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - FZ
- Man who drops soap in prison shower is super bummed.
- There can be only Wang.
- You will be attacked by demons.
- Small cookies bring great joy.
- That's all, folks! Don't toss your cookies!
- Wangs out for Harambe.