- "Give me a little kiss, Lo Wang."
- —Old Lady when encountered by Lo Wang in the Classic.
In Level 7 of Shadow Warrior Classic, Lo Wang encounters the Old Lady in a small restaurant. After seeing Lo Wang, she will then ask him for a kiss. Wang will then respond with one of four lines:
- "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!"
- "Maybe if I close eyes it go away!"
- "Ooh, Lo Wang wish somewhere else now!"
- "Lo Wang's gonna vomit now..."
There are no other available interactions with her, and she doesn't appear in the game again.
At the start of the expansion, the Old Lady can be seen outside Lo Wang's hotel room door, trying to get in. At end of Wanton Destruction, when travelling back to San Francisco, Lo Wang notices that someone has followed him to his hotel room. It's revealed that it was the Old Lady, who then says, "Why does thinking about sex make me wanna crap?". Lo Wang responds by saying "Oh no!" and then the scene fades to black.
The Old Lady seems to have fallen in love with Lo Wang, and is obsessed with him, even saying that she will make Lo Wang love her, even if he doesn't want to.
In Classic, the Old Lady wears a green and white kimono. In Wanton Destruction, the kimono is blue. She has black, tied hair.